Funny Music Quotes
Written by Brian B

75 Funny Music Quotes

Here are 75 funny music quotes from the world’s biggest musicians!

Best Funny Music Quotes

1. “Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.” – Hans Christian Andersen

2. “Music is the only thing I’ve ever known that doesn’t have any rules at all.” – Josh Homme

3. “The only love affair I have ever had was with music.” – Maurice Ravel

4. “One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” – Bob Marley

5. “In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of.” – Robert Schumann

6. “To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder.” – Keith Moon

7. “When I was a little boy, I told my dad, ‘When I grow up I want to be a musician.’ My dad said, ‘You can’t do both, son.'” – Chet Atkins

8. “It’s easy to play any musical instrument: all you need to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.” – Johann Sebastian Bach

9. “I’d rather be a musician than a rock star.” – George Harrison

10. “I’m one of those regular weird people.” – Janis Joplin

11. “Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.” – Igor Stravinsky

12. “Only become a musician if there is absolutely no other way you can make a living.” – Kirke Mechem

13. “Beethoven’s last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man.” – Thomas Beecham

14. “The piano has been drinking, not me.” – Tom Waits

15. “All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.” – Frank Zappa

16. “Do it again on the next verse, and people think you mean it.” – Chet Atkins

17. “My music is best understood by children and animals.” – Igor Stravinsky

18. “Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.” – Jean Paul

19. “I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes.” – Jimi Hendrix

20. “Get up from the piano. You’re hurting its feelings.” – Jerry Roll Martin

21. “To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time.” – Leonard Bernstein

22. “If some day we all go to prison for illegally downloading music, I just hope that they split us by genre.” – Unknown

23. “My taste in music ranges from ‘you need to hear this’ to ‘I know, please don’t judge me.” – Unknown

24. “All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song.” – Louis Armstrong

25. “I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.” – Ella Fitzgerald

26. “I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.” – Unknown

27. “Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.” – Berthold Auerbach

28. “Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend.” – Unknown

29. “A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.” – Tom Waits

30. “My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.” – Unknown

31. “If everybody was happy in relationships there wouldn’t be any good music.” – Unknown

32. “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” – Steve Martin

33. “Music expresses that which cannot be put into words.” – Victor Hugo

34. “I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.” – Unknown

35. “The real problem with reality is the lack of background music.” – Unknown

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36. “Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal.” – Igor Stravinsky

37. “Life without music is like Facebook without notifications.” – Unknown

38. “Music makes sense when everything else is crazy.” – Unknown

39. “I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” – Elvis Presley

40. “I smash guitars because I like them.” – Pete Townshend

41. “Do I listen to pop music because I’m miserable or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?” – John Cusack

42. “Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.” – Mark Twain

43. “Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.” – Kin Hubbard

44. “I am a songwriter. Everything affects me.” – Taylor Swift

45. “At 60, your favorite classic rock song is now elevator music.” – Unknown

46. “My music will tell you more about me than I ever will.” – Unknown

47. “Make your passion your paycheck.” – Unknown

48. “You can’t overdose on music.” – Unknown

49. “If the music is too loud, you’re too old.” – Ted Nugent

50. “I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.” – Tom Waits

51. “Without music, car rides would be really awkward.” – Bono

52. “I am home alone. Time to start my concert.” – Unknown

53. “My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a producer.” – Cole Porter

54. “Music is everybody’s possession. It’s only publishers who think that people own it.” – John Lennon

55. “No opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing.” – W.H. Auden

56. “Country music is three chords and the truth.” – Harlan Howard

57. “Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.” – Voltaire

58. “If music be the food of love, play on.” – William Shakespeare

59. “Music is poetry in the air.” – Richter

60. “Music is mediator between spiritual and sensual life.” – Ludwig van Beethoven

61. “Music is love in search of a word.” – Sidonie Gabrielle

62. “Music is the universal language of mankind.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

63. “Music is well said to be the speech of angels.” – Thomas Carlyle

64. “Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.” – Confucius

65. “Without music, life would be a mistake.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

66. “Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.” – Percy Bysshe Shelley

67. “Where words fail, music speaks.” – Hans Christian Andersen

68. “Music is the art of thinking with sounds.” – Jules Combarieu

69. “Music happens to be an art form that transcends language.” – Herbie Hancock

70. “Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.” – Lao Tzu

71. “The world’s most famous and popular language is music.” – Psy

72. “Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue.” – Plato

73. “Music is very spiritual, it has the power to bring people together.” – Edgar Winter

74. “Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.” – Oscar Wilde

75. “Music is what feelings sound like.” – Unknown

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